Hank Jones
Saturdays of Thunder
Undecided Records, www.undecidedrecords.com

    The boys in Hank Jones spit out a barrage of high decibel thrash punk throughout Saturdays of Thunder.  Too bad it’s of such mediocre quality, as well as completely unimaginative.  Vocalist Mike Torti screams inanities in juvenile screeds such as “Preaching to the Choir of Molested Boys,” all the while the rest of the band slams itself into a brick wall of buzzed out noise.  Melodies? No problem, Hank Jones seems to be incapable of playing them.  The band is nice enough to print the lyrics on the inner sleeve, but why bother when you can’t understand a damn thing Torti is screeching? In fact, why bother with this bombed-out dud anyway.
                                  
  -David Elliott
   staff writer
   dallasmusic.com